You Know You're a Mom When...

You know you're a Mom when you decide to make yourself two pieces of toast for breakfast, and then ask your toddler if he would like to eat some toast. He says "no," so you proceed with only two pieces of toast.

Of course, when it pops up, he wants one. So you give him one, and sit down with the other.

But, before you can eat your one slice of toast, he drops his (butter side down, of course) on the floor. So you give him your other piece of toast.

Now you are without toast, so you make two more slices.

*And*

You know you're a blogger when you sit down to write about it while the next two slices of toast are in the toaster.