Showing posts with label Everything is Bigger in Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Everything is Bigger in Texas. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The Ramayana

I finished reading the Ramayana last night, and I have several favorite parts. R.K. Narayan said it best, so I'm just going to copy down my favorite sections of the book.


I love this description of a desert landscape. It reminds me of when I lived in Amarillo.

"The mere expression 'desert' hardly conveys the absolute aridity of this land. Under a relentless sun, all vegetation had dried and turned to dust, stone and rock crumbled into powdery sand, which lay in vast dunes, stretching away to the horizon. Here every inch was scorched and dry and hot beyond imagination. The ground was cracked and split, exposing enormous fissures everywhere. The distinction between dawn, noon, and evening did not exist here, as the sun seemed to stay overhead and burn the earth without moving. Bleached bones lay where animals had perished, including those of monstrous serpents with jaws open in deadly thirst; into these enormous jaws had rushed (says the poet) elephants desperately seeking shade, all dead and fossilized, the serpent and the elephant alike. Heat rose and singed the very heavens."

 

I particularly like this next setting, and the meta awareness of an author's ability to recreate all creation within the story, like it doesn't matter if the country is near the sea at all, if it suits the mood.

"The sun set beyond the sea, so says the poet -- and when a poet mentions a sea, we have to accept it. No harm in letting a poet describe his vision, no need to question his geography. The cry of birds settling down for the night and sound of waves on the seashore became clearer as the evening advanced into dusk and night. A cool breeze blew from the sea, but none of it comforted Sita. This hour sharpened the agony of love, and agitated her heart with hopeless longings." 


My next favorite passage tells of waking an individual who is famously difficult to awaken. I face this challenge daily when I am trying to wake up certain members of my family, so I love the way it is described.

"He ordered that his brother Kumbakarna, famous for his deep sleep, should be awakened. He could depend on him, and only on him now. It was a mighty task to wake up Kumbakarna. A small army had to be engaged. They sounded trumpets and drums at his ears and were ready with enormous quantities of food and drink for him, for when Kumbakarna awoke from sleep, his hunger was phenomenal and he made a meal of whomever he could grab at his bedside. They cudgelled, belaboured, pushed, pulled, and shook him, with the help of elephants; at last he opened his eyes and swept his arms about and crushed quite a number among those who had stirred him up. When he had eaten and drunk, he was approached by Ravana's chief minister and told, 'My lord, the battle is going badly for us.'

'Which battle?' he asked, not yet fully awake."


Friday, December 17, 2021

Road Trip Time

This is what a holiday road trip looks like.

The Beaver Knows

Santa Beaver at Buc-ees Calhoun


Lexington

Hotel Room Selfie

Lexington

Hotel Lobby Christmas Trees are always fantastic.

Monday, December 4, 2017

You Are Here

The Mug Collection

Behold!  My Starbucks You Are Here Mug Collection!

Now featuring:
(in no particular order)

Florida
Texas
Dallas
Denver
Atlanta
Oklahoma
Colorado
St. Louis
Philadelphia
North Carolina
Ohio
Michigan
Indianapolis

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Tri-State Fair & Rodeo Opening Parade

Amarillo Fair and Rodeo Parade

This morning I took the boys downtown to meet some friends to watch the parade that marks the beginning of the Tri-State Fair & Rodeo.

(No, we don't live particularly near any other states.  I've never understood it, but people from New Mexico and Oklahoma come to Amarillo like its a big city.  It's not.  Not if you have ever been anywhere else.  But some folks around here haven't.)

Back to the parade.
It was quite the spectacle.

There were so many horses and trucks and tractors and clowns and the kids had a ton of candy thrown their way.

One guy was riding his horse while standing up.  No hands.

So much sugar so early in the morning!  Especially since I had driven thru at Benjamin's Donuts on the way to the parade for my favorite Red Velvet Donuts earlier because the parade started early and I didn't have time to make breakfast.

After I realized that we were heading for a serious sugar problem, I decided that we should all go out for lunch after the parade at a Mexican restaurant.

And that's how we ended up a Jorge's for lunch.
Which is where the kids plotted to have a sleepover.

It was a bit like the If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books.
If You Give a Moose a Muffin.
If you take little boys to see a parade...

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Life in Amarillo

Last night we spent some time at the airport while we were waiting to pick Kevin up after his trip.

Amarillo

The Amarillo airport is so small that we could see his plane pull up and him get off from outside the secured area of the airport.

Amarillo

The Amarillo airport is named after Rick Husband, who was the commander of the Columbia Shuttle on it's final mission.

Amarillo

Bonus points if you can spot Kevin!

Amarillo

Even though our airport is designated as an "international" airport, you can't really get anywhere except Las Vegas or Dallas from here.  From there, I guess you can travel internationally if you feel like it. There's a good candy shop in the Dallas airport, though, and Kevin brought us some tasty chocolates while he was waiting for his connecting flight home.  

Amarillo

The kids thought it was hilarious.  And delicious.  And so it was.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Amarillo Zoo

On Monday, I took the kids the kids to the zoo.  We have been once before, so we knew it was tiny.   We walked around the whole thing really slowly and stayed for almost an hour!

Amarillo Zoo

We saw a kangaroo.  He had a punching bag in his enclosure, but he wasn't playing with it.  The boys waited around for a while to see if he would punch it or kick it, but he was too busy eating the grass.

Amarillo Zoo

There were tigers.

Amarillo Zoo

Our favorite!  The Ring Tailed Lemurs!


Amarillo Zoo

You know you are at a small town Texas zoo when there are longhorns.

Amarillo Zoo

Amarillo Zoo

Turkeys

Amarillo Zoo

The bear was sleeping right next to the glass.

Amarillo Zoo

All the lions were sleeping, too.


These bobcats were being funny.

Amarillo Zoo

Lemur Loving Lex!

Amarillo Zoo

Huge snakes!

Amarillo Zoo

Tiny green lizard!
Connor and Lex figured that this was the Geico Gecko.

Monday, July 3, 2017

Amarillo Route 66 Celebration

This year for the 4th of July, Amarillo decided to do something new.

Instead of doing a small fireworks show at the park on the 4th like they usually do, someone decided to do a proper fireworks display downtown in connection with the Route 66 Celebration that always happens on the first Saturday of July.

This means that the 4th of July fireworks were done on July 1st this year.

All the media here spent a few weeks reminding everyone of the change, and they were very clear that the fireworks were supposed to start at 9:45 pm, which makes sense, because that's when it gets dark now.

We spent the whole day at home, and finally decided to start thinking about getting ready to go around 8 pm.  We got downtown around 9, and they lit off a single firework to mark the time.  We found a spot with a good view, parked and sat down.

No sooner had we gotten settled, than the fireworks started!

Amarillo Independence Day Celebration

We think maybe they were supposed to let off a single 9:15 firework, but lit the wrong fuse? It wasn't even dark yet!

Amarillo Independence Day Celebration

And no one has explained it yet.  It's not even a big deal.  It's just so Amarillo.

Amarillo Independence Day Celebration

But, the show was pretty good, and there was hardly any traffic getting there or home. Sometimes living in a small town is nice.

Amarillo Independence Day Celebration

Happy Independence Day!!

Amarillo Independence Day Celebration

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Wheat in Texas


The field next to our house is full of wheat right now.


Texas Wheat

I plucked one through the fence so that I could show it to the boys, and we spent a little time this morning learning about how wheat is turned into wheat bran, semolina and white flour through the miracle of modern factory machinery.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Climb. All. The. Things.

After our trip to the canyon, we stopped at the legs on the way home (and if that sounds like a strange statement to you, then you are probably not from Amarillo):

Giant Pair of Legs

Giant Pair of Legs

Lex was pleased that the gate was not made of barbed wire, and able to be climbed.  I decided to allow it, as the herd of cows was so far on the other side of the field that we were likely not to be bothered by them.

Giant Pair of Legs

Giant Pair of Legs

Giant Pair of Legs

Giant Pair of Legs

Giant Pair of Legs

Giant Pair of Legs

I know that the legs are a reference to the Percy Bysshe Shelley poem, but every time I see them I end up reciting a passage from Shakespeare instead.

It's from Julius Caesar, and we had to memorize it in 9th grade humanities class:

"Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world 
Like a Colossus, and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."
(Julius Caesar, Act I, Scene II)


Saturday, May 6, 2017

Palo Duro Canyon

Today was the annual homeschool hike and picnic at the canyon.  The kids were not excited about the group hike, because they said it was way too boring and long last year, so I let them pick their own adventure before the picnic.

They decided on a spot, and we started climbing.

Paulo Duro Canyon


But first, let me take a selfie.

Paulo Duro Canyon


I brought my phone with me, but there is zero cell service in the canyon, so I basically just used it to take photos.

Paulo Duro Canyon


Paulo Duro Canyon


Paulo Duro Canyon


Paulo Duro Canyon


Paulo Duro Canyon


Paulo Duro Canyon


Paulo Duro Canyon


We actually climbed all the way up the canyon cliff to the top.  We've never made it so high before.

Paulo Duro Canyon


Getting back down was somewhat slower going.  But we managed it.  And we managed to find the car, too.

Paulo Duro Canyon


Then, we drove over to the picnic area and found that the homeschool hike was late getting back.  Just like last year.  And as soon as they started getting back, a few parents who had stayed behind asked their kids how the hike was.  None of them were pleased.  It was too long, too boring and too hot.  Just like last year.  So, I guess being the rebel and not making my kids participate and doing our own thing was the better plan.

Paulo Duro Canyon


And so we ate our picnic lunch and played with the other homeschoolers and then we went on our merry way.  We had a great time.