Can we talk about throw pillows and blankets for a minute?

I mean, who thought them up?

And why are they always on the floor?

This is a trap that Lex set up to catch Oz this morning.  He complained anytime anyone touched or tried to move those two blankets or that pillow.  I have no idea who Oz is, or how the trap works, but there it is.

Mine can't be the only house where the throw pillows are always being thrown around.  Mine can't be the only kids who insist on using the throw blankets as traps, forts, ghosts, etc.

I mean, I know that they are called "throw" pillows, but can't we just have one day, just one day, when I don't have to pick them up off the floor 48 times?