Tuesday, March 31, 2015

I Signed Up for a Gym Membership Today

I know what you're thinking.  Me?  Sweat?  No, thanks.  I don't actually plan to use it.

No, really.  I got it so that the kids can take swim lessons at the member price.  It's totally worth it.

So, just in time for summer, the kids will get some refresher swim lessons.  And I will have 30 minutes every weekday to get ready for bathing suit season, if I can figure out what any of the machines in the gym are actually for.

In semi-related news, Lex already knows everything that there is to know about the gym.

For reasons that I cannot explain, he has been watching this Dude Perfect video about gym stereotypes on his iPad 652 times every day for the past week.


It's probably where I got the idea to sign up for a gym membership.  Well played, subconscious.  And if I ever find out that Lex has been intentionally manipulating my subconscious, well, then there will be trouble.


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