Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Why I Failed NaNoWriMo 2006

10. Did *you* write a 50,000 word novel in November?

9. After sleeping in as long as possible, working, eating and going to bed around 8:00 PM, there really isn't much time for anything else.

8. I was still tired after that.

7. I had to go shopping for new pants.

6. I spent my free time worrying about what to do with my navel piercing.

5. Doctor's visits are very time consuming. Especially when you are sitting around the waiting room and no one has told you that the doctor has left the building to deliver someone else's baby in the hospital.

4. That What to Expect When You Are Expecting book is about 4,000 pages long!

3. I was busy trying not to throw up.

2. I was busy throwing up.

1. Instead of a novel, I decided to focus my creative energy on making a new person. It's more exhausting than you would think!

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