Connor is a Funny Kid

When we went to the farm, part of the preschool programming included farm animal jokes. Connor was in preschool-joke-heaven!

For each animal, the instructor would ask the kids if they had any jokes to share. Connor raised his hand for each and every animal, and he was finally called upon for the pig joke. This is what he came up with:

"Why did the pig cross the road? To get to the other side!"

I was proud of him!

He is really really really good at coming up with hilarious jokes, but he usually has trouble with the punch lines.

Here are some of his unfinished jokes:

1. What do you call an upside-down pig?

2. Why did the chicken go to the top of the CN Tower?

3. Where do you take a sick chicken?

4. Why did the cow cross the road?

5. Why did the chicken cross the ceiling?

He usually cracks us up, beginning joke after joke, but never really finishing a lot of them. But I promise, just the beginning of his jokes are funny. I can't wait until he starts coming up with entire jokes that are funny.

Here are some of the new farm animal jokes that he learned at the farm:

1. Why did the farmer take oats to bed with him? To feed his night-mares.

2. Where do you take a sick horse? To the horsepital.

3. Where do sheep go to get a hair cut? To the baa-baa shop.

4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Hahahaha!