Overheard at Our House This Morning During a Game of Monopoly

Connor: "Mommy, you owe me $750."

Julie: "Can I just give you six bucks and cluck like a chicken instead?"

Connor: "Yes."

Julie: "Bock bock bock."

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Connor: "Daddy, you owe me $1,150."

Julie: "Can he just give you all his money and cluck like a chicken instead?"

Kevin: "I'm not clucking like no chicken."

Connor: "I don't want a deal. I want to take him to the cleaners for the money."

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Connor: "I am the money man."

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Any guesses as to who won that game? Yeah, it was Connor. He kicked our butts, actually.