Anyone know the best way to set a kitchen appliance on fire? (I mean, other than making fried ravioli...)

Every time I run my ancient-but-still-mostly-functioning dishwasher and its deafening din drowns out all other noise on the first floor of our house, I imagine ways to set it on fire so that Kevin will stop repairing it and buy me a new one. I dream of a quiet dishwasher that will run from start to finish without my having to click the knob at two separate points during each wash cycle in order to keep it from running indefinitely.

But after discovering the existence of the world's perfect refrigerator, I may have to start working on destroying my ailing fridge instead.

Of course, I am referring to the 28 cu. ft. 4-Door Refigerator with 8" LCD Digital Display with WIFI and Apps by Samsung. I *heart* Samsung.

WiFi for Your Fridge

Access special apps made for your fridge—displayed on your fridge. Post photos, get recipes, play music and more.

I am especially thrilled by the family calendar and organization apps.

And just look at the inside!

I am just as excited by the Flex Drawer as I am about the WiFI and LCD Display.

One Drawer, Four Temperatures

Meat, wine, cake—anything. Access four separate temperature settings in this customizable drawer for any occasion.

I wonder if this refrigerator is the right size to fit in my current kitchen cabinet configuration. Although I *may* be willing to design an entire kitchen remodel around fitting this fridge in.

(By the way, this post was in no way sponsored by Samsung. Although, if the good folks at Samsung are so inclined, I would be willing to accept one of these refrigerators and post a review about it.)